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[art], [hp], [porn], [ron/draco]

ART: "Haven't You Ever Heard Of Knocking?" (Ron/Draco)
Title: Haven't You Ever Heard Of Knocking?
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Medium: Ink and watercolours
Notes: This was my piece for the fifth and final merry_smutmas fest *sniffles*, my fourth time participating. I drew for r_grayjoy which was a delightful stroke of luck because I wanted to draw her something when we met at Sectus in July 2007 but I didn't get the time. :D

This is an illustration for her lovely jubbly fic A Sad State Of Affairs (Ron/Draco, NC-17), and with her permission I quoted the passage that inspired the art below. :D



After glances into the kitchen, drawing room, and library failed to produce the Malfoy heir, Ron swiftly went to Draco's room. He turned the knob, pushed the door open, and got as far as, "Hey, Draco, I was th--" before he stopped dead in his tracks.

Ron wasn't entirely certain whether it was Draco or himself who screamed like a girl. It might have been both of them. All he knew for sure was that there was screaming, and that the situation most decidedly warranted it. Even growing up with five older brothers and sleeping in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory for six years hadn't prepared Ron for the sight of Draco Malfoy laying on his bed, naked as the day he was born, legs akimbo, head thrown back, and prick in hand.

"Oh my god! What the fuck, Malfoy?!" Ron shouted in a disturbingly high-pitched tone as soon as he was able to get his jaw working again.

Blushing scarlet, Draco frantically attempted to cover himself with his discarded robes, the duvet, and anything else within reach. "Haven't you ever heard of knocking?!"

"Haven't you ever heard of locking the door?!" Ron retorted, utterly horrified yet somehow unable to look away.

"So get the hell out of here already!" Draco shouted, looking up at Ron and clutching at the mass of fabric bundled haphazardly about his waist.

"All right!" Ron said, still unmoving.

"All right! So go!"

"Okay! Oh my god!" Finally getting his feet to work, Ron backed out of the room posthaste and slammed the door shut. He stood in stunned disbelief for a moment, said, "Oh my god!" one final time for good measure, then bolted down the stairs and into his own room.

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Here is the original post on the comm. Thank you so much to everyone who left comments, I love and adore every single one of them! I just wish I had the time to thank you all individually, but I hope this heartfelt, albeit single show of gratitude will suffice. ♥ ♥ ♥

My gift:
The absolutely amazing Harry/Teddy fic The Godfather Part II I was gifted (and gleefully raved about at length and volume) was by none other than the splendiferous violet_quill!! I had my suspicions, but I'm never certain of my writer guesses. I'm so chuffed that my guess was right! *joy* Thank you SO MUCH, dear. I think you already got the message about how much I loved my gift. Is this payback for the 2004 Smutmas? ;DDDD LOVE YOU! ♥!!!

Buy my art!:
If anyone is interested, this Ron/Draco piece of art is for sale. *twiddles thumbs* It fills a whole A4 white cartridge paper. Uhm. I don't know what anyone would be willing to pay for it, so I guess... if you're interested, email me (lizardspots AT gmail DOT com) with your price offer, and I'll email back if I'm ok with it. First come, first served, unless I have some concerns.

Thank you, magic_at_mungos!